Drink Unique: Veev Blog Tag Feed for 'russians' http://www.drinkunique.com Veev, a better way to drink. en-us 2008. Copyright Veev Spirits, LLC http://www.drinkunique.com/template/veev/images/rss-image.gif Drink Unique: Veev Blog Tag Feed for 'russians' http://www.drinkunique.com Veev, a better way to drink. http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html PostZinger/r.191 Russians Concede to the End Of Vodka http://www.drinkunique.com/rss-read/russians-concede-to-the-end-of-vodka Business After centuries of drinking this tasteless, odorless spirit the Russians have finally conceded that 2008 brings the end of vodka. What brought about this historical concession? Global warming for one. Without the bitter cold Siberian winters of... Jennifer Eubanks The End of VodkaAfter centuries of drinking this tasteless, odorless spirit the Russians have finally conceded that 2008 brings the end of vodka. What brought about this historical concession? Global warming for one. Without the bitter cold Siberian winters of centuries past, Russians can actually feel the burn of this over-hyped drink as it goes down their thawed out throats. With warmer climates, the need for Brazilian concoctions reigns supreme, rendering vodka "a product unsuitable for the modern civilized society".


VeeV's clever website, TheEndOfVodka.com, also contributed to the waving of the white flag. The Russians are so horrified by how dumb vodka has made Americans, they have admitted defeat and are mortified to have been such a pivotal part of the decline. They even go so far as to label the vodkabots on the site as "despicable characters who do not know how to behave in society".


To read their full concession speech, including an admission that VeeV is indeed a better way to drink, visit their site.


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